could we be anymore helpful?
“Alright, so ‘About Us,’ huh?
Sounds like a support group, and we generally avoid those. But fine, here’s the lowdown. We’re like that jingle you can’t get out of your head, except instead of selling maple loops, we’re selling… well, whatever it is you need.
We’re a team of mostly functional adults who haven’t been expelled from Juilliard, but if we were, we’d probably write better jingles anyway.
